Finale

Monster (Sung)
Deep Love at last she’s found deep love
been searching for deep love for all of her life
Hard love a time and like hard live
so love will you be my wife

Ensemble(Sung)
Deep Love at last they’ve found deep love
and now they will keep love
for ever inside

Hermit(Sung)
Someone, I’m beggin ya someone
I’m saying there’s someone out there for me

Frau (spoken)
Excuse me, doctor, creature, everyone, I must go, I have a blind date

Igor(spoken)
Its a miracle, my hump, its gone

Crowd(spoken)
Yea

Igor(spoken)
Oh, Wait, its in the middle now

Dracula(spoken)
Excuse me, I was hoping to relocate to the Transylvania area.
I was hoping to purchase that castle on the hill there

Frederick(spoken)
oh that castle isn’t for sale

Dracula(spoken)
Why

Frederick
(spoken)Because
(sung)I’m going to join the family business
learn the family trade
make another monster
make the world afraid

we will take a hay ride when we’re on our honeymoon
we’ll make the son of Frankenstein
the sequels coming soon

Inga(spoken)
So if the monster got half of your brain what did he ever give you in return

Frederick
*whisper*

Inga(spoken)
Woof!

Ensemble (sung)
Welcome to Transylvania
Where blessings fall from up above
and even monsters fall in love
the moon will always shine
on Young Frankenstein

Frederick’s Soliloquy

[Kemp]
Do you have any last words before we string you up, Dr. Fronkensteen?

[Frederick]
Just this…
Though my time on earth is done,
Though I face this angry crowd
Though I’m hated and despised
Of one thing I can say I’m proud
This is truly mine
I’m a man who has no shame
I’m shouting out my family name
I am a Frankenstein!

Deep Love

[Elizabeth]
(spoken) Penny for your thoughts.
You know, until now my life has been nothing but a meaningless world of silly parties.
But I always sensed that something was missing. Love.
And I’m not talkin about puppy love either. A one night stand love or
cheap love. No, what I’m talkin about is-oh, what’s the word I’m looking for-ah, yes.

(sung) Deep love. At last I’ve found deep love.
Been searching for deep love, for all of my life. Long love. Incredibley long
love. A constant and strong love, that rids me of strife. Firm love.
A gentle, but firm love. An unyeilding firm love, for this my heart cries.
Deep love. At last I’ve found deep love. Now I will keep love forever inside.

[Monster]
aaarrrggghhh!

[Elizabeth]
(giggles) Again? Oh, you’re incouragable, aren’t you, you ol’ zipper neck.
Hmmm, well alright. Seven always has been my lucky number.
Come here you great big hot monster!

[Monster]
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

[Elizabeth]
(laughs)
Wh–what? What is it, what is the matter, is it–is it that music? Oh, forget it.
That’s just some poor lonely fool blowin his french horn.
(monster groans)
Wh–where are you going? You’re walking out on me? Me?!
Oh, you men are all alike.
Five or six quick ones and you’re off with the boys to boast and brag.
WELL YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
Oh, I think I love him.
(sung) Deep love. At last I found deep love.
Now I will keep love deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and
deeper and deeper forever inside! Forever inside!

Puttin’ on the Ritz

FREDERICK:
If you’re blue and you
Don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fashion sits…

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

FREDERICK:
Different types

Who wear a day coat
Pants with stripes
And cutaway coat
Perfect fits…

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

FREDERICK:
Dressed up like a
Million-dollar trouper
Tryin’ hard
To look like Gary Cooper

MONSTER:
Super duper!

FREDERICK:
Come let’s mix
Where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks
Or „umbrellas“
In their mitts

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

INGA:
Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue

IGOR:
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air

FREDERICK:
High hats and arrow collars,
White spats and lots of dollars

INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK:
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time
If you’re blue and you
Don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go

Where the fashion sits…

IGOR:
[Put...Put...Put...Put...]
Puttin’ on the ritz!

INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK:
Different types
Who wear a day coat
Pants with stripes
And cutaway coat
They’re perfect fits…

IGOR:
[Ha Cha...Cha Cha...Cha]
Puttin’ on the ritz!

INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK:
[Take it!]

MONSTER:
[Bah da da dum bah
Bah da da da dum
Wah wah wah
Wah bah da
Bodily da dum
Bodily dadum
Be doo be
Doo wah]

INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK:
[Yeah!]

MONSTER:
Super duper!

INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK:
Come let’s mix
Where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks
Or „umbrellas“
In their mitts

[Dance Break]

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

FREDERICK:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

INGA & IGOR:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

[Dance Break]

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!
Puttin’ on the ritz!

MONSTER:
Puttin’ on the ritz!

Man about Town

[Frederick]
Now you’re a creature,
a primitive soul,
you don’t know your left from your right,
you’re lost in the dark,
you need a spark,
to lead you into the light

I’ll be that guide,
I’ll be by your side,
I’ll put you out of the mire,
you’ll be the greatest creation of man
since the invention of fire!

You will walk
you will talk
ev’rybody witll gawk
at the Man About Town!

From the start
You’ll be smart
You’ll break
Every heart
You’re the man
About town

And I know
when you open that door,
you’ll be cheered, never feared evermore!

Raise yor eyes to the skies,
there’s no holding you down
You won’t be a flash in the pan
You’re the man…
The Man About Town!

Though you feel like a beast in a cage,
stick with me,
and you’ll be
on the stage!

Throw your hat in the ring,
they might make you a king,
and you’ll trade that hat for a crown,
You’re the man,
You’re the Man About Town!

Please send me Someone

[Hermit]
(spoken)
Oh, Lord, please take pity!
I’m blind and oh so lonely!

(sung)
Someone,
Send me someone
I need someone
Who will care

Someone,
Send me someone
A friend to end despair

Someone to comfort my soul,
Someone to make my life whole,
Can you hear me?

Someone,
I’m praying for someone,
I’m saying there’s someone
Out there for me!

Each night I’m yearning,
Tossing and turning,
Dreaming my dream comes true!

Someone,
Please send me someone,
I’m so blue.

(spoken)
Oh, lordy. Look down on your poor blind hermit.
It’s been so long since I felt the touch of someone’s hand,
so long since I heard the sound of someone’s voice.
Each night, all I hear is the wind in the trees, and if I’m lucky, an or maybe…a cricket.
Oh, Lord, let’s face it, we’re talkin’ LONELY here.

(sung)
Can you hear me?
Someone,
I’m praying for someone,
I’m saying there’s someone
Out there for me.

Each night I’m yearning,
Tossing and turning,
Dreaming my dream comes true!

Someone,
Please send me someone,
Dear God, send someone

[Monster crashes in]

Thank you!

Listen to your Heart

[Inga]
Let’s forget about thinking.
Thinking’s never smart.
Flush your brain right down the drain
and listen to your heart!

Let’s be a couple of dumbbells,
Dumb right from the start.
Lose your mind, ’cause love it blind,
and listen to your heart!

Lets be stupid together
Not a thought in our head
Bird brains of a feather
Who fly right into bed

Lets be totally foolsih
Two nitwits never apart
You’ll find such bliss in, the kissin’ you’re missin’,
so listen, listen to your heart!

As ev’rybody knows,
if it’s sex they’re thinking of,
intellectuals are ineffectuals
when it comes to making love.

Nietzsche always said he wouldn’t,
Schopenhauer thought he shouldn’t,
and as for Immanuel Kant,
Ev’ry girl in town knew that Kant,
couldn’t.

Listen to your heart!

Listen to your heart!
Let’s be blithering idiots,
singing love’s sweet song.
We’ll blither ev’ry morning,
and blither all night long!

Let’s find things undiscovered,
Don’t resist Cupid’s dart,
You’ll find such joy,
just being a boy,
So listen, listen to your heart!

Transylvania Mania

Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explain t’ya
Yes sir,
it’s the Transylvania mania.
Whether you’re in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir,
it’s the Transylvania mania.

Everybody who’s been viewing it can’t resist it’s appeal.
Everybody’s out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel.
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it’s the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don’t complain-ia
hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don’t refrain-ia.

Inga:
Don’t resist it’s all in vain-ia

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some Cain-ia

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it’s the latest craze.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It’s the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It’s the weekend spent in Biarritz.

Igor:
It’s all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It It’s the newest quip from Algonquin wits

Inga:
It’s the winning horse that never quits

Igor:
It’s the Paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz.

All:
The Transylvania mania.
Do the Transylvania mania.

It’s southern fried with a side of grits.
It’s gentiles, Jews and jesuits

Inga and Igor:
it’s a etude played by Horowitz

Frankenstein:
It’s Irving Berlin’s Puttin’ on the Ritz!

DANCE BREAK

All:
Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts.
even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts.
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia.
Love it, it’s the latest rage.
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Roumania
Love it, yeah you’re gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-AHHHH

(Monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (Spoken):
What have I done? What have I done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!

Welcome to Transylvania

[Village Quartet]
Hmmmmm…

Welcome to Transylvania,
We’re very happy that you’re here!
Welcome to Transylvania,
We greet you with a mighty cheer!
Chalujnik!

[Kemp]
We’re considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap

[All Five]
Thanks to all the Frankensteins,
You put us on the map!

[Bass]
So…

[Village Quartet]
Welcome to Transylvania

[Kemp]
Though vampires suck your blood at night,
and werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight

[All Five]
And zombies have a tendency to roam,
It’s the place that we humbly call Home
Transylvania!

Life, Life

FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN
(Spoken)
So, now we hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death its self

(Sung)
Ever since the beginning of time
When life arose from prime evils line
Death has ruled without question
Death has Ruled supreme
Without the least suggestion
That man could foil it’s scheme
But now we call on science
To end deaths evil reign
We shout in brave defiance
This soul shall live again

Life, life, let my creature live
Life, life, it’s life that you must give
Fate, fate, through this storm and strife
Fate, fate, give my creature life
Tear the night asunder
Cast your light upon the dark
Lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark

Life, life, air the break of dawn
Life, life, let my dream be born
Fate, fate, through this storm and strife
Fate, fate, give my creature life
Give my creaure life

(spoken)
This is it! Igor, throw the first switch

IGOR
Yes Master

FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN
(sung)
Life, life, give my creature life
Give my creaure life

(spoken)
Now, throw the secoond switch

IGOR
Yes Master

COMPANY
Give the creature life

FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN
(sung)
Tear the night asunder
Cast your light upon the dark
Lightning bolts and thunder will ignite a mortal spark

(spoken)
Now, Igor, throw the third switch

IGOR
Not the third switch

FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN
Yes the third switch, throw it damn you throw it

IGOR
Yes master

FREDERICK FRANKENSTEIN
Inga, now!

(sung)
Give me life!
Air the break of dawn
Let my dream be born
Through this storm and strife
Through the wind swept air
Listen to my prayer
Stir its frame
Let breathing start
Let me hear his beating heart
give my creature life!!